BLOG: Ugly Holiday Sweaters for a Crypto-Paranormal Christmas!
It’s the holiday season! That means it’s time again for spreading Christmas cheer and breaking out the old holiday traditions: decorations, gifts, festive music (on every single radio station), family togetherness...
And ugly sweaters.
That’s right - the month of December is also the perfect time to pull out your hideous knitwear and proudly parade it in public, all in the spirit of Christmas! Every third Friday in December marks National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day.
Whether you’re attending the annual office Christmas party, braving crowds of shoppers at every store, or curling up in front of the fire with a gallon of eggnog, make the scene picture-perfect by being as badly dressed as possible! For all of you fellow paranormal and cryptozoological enthusiasts, check out some of these truly terrible designs to inspire your ugly Christmas sweater collection:
Merry Krampus
You better watch out. You’ll probably cry. And if you pout, you’re going to die - Krampus Clause is co
min’ to town.
The only thing worse than this ugly Krampus sweater is paying $69.00 for this ugly Krampus sweater.
Does it make the sweater more or less ugly if it comes in vest form? Probably both.
A Very Cryptid Christmas
He sees you when you’re sleeping because he’s big enough to look into your bedroom windows.
A Bigfoot, a unicorn, and a jackalope walk into a sweater.
This is actually pretty tame as far as ugly Christmas sweaters go, but the sweater model just looks so majestic.
“Yeti, eat a candy cane.”
“Why?!”
“Because you turn into an angry badly dressed abominable snowman when you’re hungry….”
“….Better?”
“Better!”
If you’re not sure whether your holiday yeti sweater is ugly enough, make it battery-operated and remove all doubt.
Holidays are all fun and games until someone gets impaled by a unicorn.
I don’t really want to have a hairy anything, thank you.
Every time a bell rings, a Mothman gets its wings.
Some kids want Santa to bring them a pony for Christmas. Other kids just want a legendary Scottish plesiosaur.
Yuletide UFOs
The alien invasion comes bearing gifts. And polka dots. So many polka dots.
Don’t go into the light!
Santa is out there.
Paranormal Pop Culture Christmas
Mix a little redrum with your eggnog for a festive holiday drink.
The perfect cardigan for your office Christmas party or casual Fridays at Ghostbusters Headquarters.
Better not feed this Gremlin sweater after midnight, or it’ll turn into an even uglier sweater.
Nothing screams Christmas cheer like a possessed homicidal doll.
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, more shadow monsters in a new Season 3.
Just Plain Creepy
Have yourself a creepy little Christmas.
Zombie Santa is going to need a little more than milk and cookies when he lumbers down your chimney.
I don’t know if this is paranormal or just really weird, but it is an actual nightmare before Christmas.
Scary, merry Christmas, everyone! Which ugly sweater will you be wearing this year?
